STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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