You surviving the open bar?
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just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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