every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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