blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
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