He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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