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My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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