Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
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