I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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