I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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