I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
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