Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
oh god was she eating orange peels again
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
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