It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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