Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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