My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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