Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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