WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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