I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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