Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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