Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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