i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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