We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I understand Curling. That high.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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