I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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