we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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