so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Come see our sink grown plant.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I feel like a drive thru vagina
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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