Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
smell my finger.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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