an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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