Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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