you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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