Me. At least after what I've been through.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
You don't make any sense
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