pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
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