He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Randomize
