that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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