your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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