dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
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