What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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