I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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