Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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