this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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