Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I wish i was in the wii world.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
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