you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
wakey wakey hands off snakey
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Randomize
