Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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