i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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