Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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