Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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