Already got asked if we're dating
I think I died a long time ago.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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