Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
Randomize
