Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Everclear isn't food dammit
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
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