oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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