Me. At least after what I've been through.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
Shame - the story of my life.
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