Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
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